Friday, February 3, 2017

Building Future Writers...

A couple of weeks ago, as an incentive to tun my pupils into little 'Chinua Achebes' and 'Chimamanda Adichies', I promised to upload some of the best writings to my blog, and read the comments to them in class. so please, be very effusive in your comments and commendations.


This one is from Fiyin Ogundipe, she's nine years old, and in grade five.


Saturday, January 28, 2017

ABIKE (For Oluwayemi)...


YAY! My very first guest writer. This is a poem written by someone I consider immensely talented. I know you will enjoy this;

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ABIKE (for Oluwayemi).

If I search the sanctum of Ajiun
If I clamp Ogun at all of his sight
If I bark at Orunmila and the giant sun god,
I will never find sweetness of your magnitude.
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If I dance around with Opele

Friday, January 27, 2017

REBRANDING...

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Its been exactly a year since I posted anything here. I have been extremely busy, although thats an excuse that sounds feeble even to my ears. but suffice it to say, I AM BACK FOR GOOD!


I have decided to entertain guest writers, as a form o my repackaging and re-branding

Sunday, January 10, 2016

MEMOIRS OF A FRUSTRATED GIRLFRIEND (fiction)

A while ago, a friend came to see me, and screamed after see the 700 or so novels in my room. We got talking about it, and she encouraged me to give writing a try, and since I have always harboured a secret longing to be the next Chimamanda Adichie, I decided to give it a try. Please review with love.



MEMOIRS OF A FRUSTRATED GIRLFRIEND

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 Look Itohan’ I started,
I am officially sick and tired of being a girlfriend o, I want to be wifed already for Pete’s sake! For the past four weeks now I’ve been attending weddings and getting some really annoying looks from those old women, some of them even have the temerity to come and ask me when they will eat my own rice, as If rice is their problem.’
Itohan bursts out laughing,
 abeg , kamsi don’t make me choke on this food biko. So what did you tell them?
‘What will I tell them again?  I told them to send their sons to me if they so desperately wish

Check Out The Viral Advert A Woman Did For Her Missing Husband. lol

This is what happens when you mess with the wrong woman. A woman who is probably tired of her man cheating on her devised a viral means of controlling him and also letting the public know that her "dog is missing".




Indeed hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. lol

Unbelievable! See What Makeup Did To A 3 Year Old Girl (Photos)

Wow! the power of make up. I think this is really cute.



The three-year-old girl living in Ohio, US, became an Internet celebrity after her 18-year-old aunt tweeted her pictures on Tuesday. The little girl asked her aunt to do make-up on her after seeing the

Saturday, January 2, 2016

Not Making New Year Resolutions



Image result for new year resolutionMy New Year resolutions are as follows:

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Friday, January 1, 2016

We Made It!



Image result for 2016Welcome to 2016!  

This is to wish you a happy new year.  Praying that in 2016 you will exceed your own expectations and the good Lord will grant us all peace and prosperity. Amen!

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Counting My Blessings THis Year...



When upon life billows you are tempest tossed,
When you are discouraged thinking all is gone
Count your many blessings see what name them one by one
And it will surprise you what The Lord has done
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The first time I heard this song with the mind of an adult, even though I was still pretty young, I decided to follow the instructions.  I got out a pen and paper and proceeded to count my blessings.  I

The Baby Mama Syndrome



Image result for baby mama memeThe Oxford English Dictionary defines a baby mama as “the mother of a man’s child, who is not his wife, or (in most cases) his current or exclusive partner. This syndrome which used to be a very foreign concept to Africans, has now gained grounds, especially in Nigeria, and has even become something to be proud of.  Everywhere you turn, you hear men boasting