My Divine Revelation!

Yay!  My neighbours finally came to their senses and renewed their internet connection, so my awuff has returned in full force.  I just got back from church now, we had a program in church which we usually have every first Friday of the month, it’s titled “showers of blessings” and it really does shower blessings from heaven.

Anyway sha, as we were being prophesied to today, the man of God specifically told us to close our eyes and see what we want God to do for us, and that we should imagine it already happening. so here’s what I imagined and claimed in faith:

I saw myself being at least 10kg lighter and walking down the aisle in a very beautiful wedding dress with Paul of Psquare –Paul is the one with dreads – on our wedding day, and then I also saw myself working in a better place than my current work place. 

Immediately I saw this divine revelation from above, I claimed it sharp sharp, but one girl like that just wanted to spoil  my revelation o, when I told her what I saw she started laughing like I was akpors and I had told her a joke.  Can you just imagine the effrontery?  Is she trying to say that it cannot happen?  Am I too beautiful for Paul?Or what is she trying to say? you know that song " Beautiful Onyinye" right? it was sung for me.  let her not try my God o! Woh, me I just told her to watch and see . 

Its pretty late jare, and I need to get  my beauty sleep in preparation for my wedding with Paul.

Do have a beautiful night rest and Sweet dreams.

To Yetunde...

Before I start, I wish to say a big happy birthday to Yetunde Ogunsola. She was my classmate in school and one of the people who encouraged me to keep blogging by their steady comments!  If it’s not too much stress, perhaps you can also wish her a happy birthday on face book, that’s her name there.  Happy birthday dear, may God grant you your heart desires and many fruitful years ahead.

I was away for awhile as I stated in my last post, I finally got tired of waiting for my neighbours to renew their internet subscription so I decided to go back to my modem which will probably last me for a couple of days again, this time around, I will go to their head office and hold someone to ransom until they explain to me why they keep doing that.

While I was away, I had been busy doing all sorts of things, one of which was helping to keep the community clean during the last environmental cleaning day.

Yes, that’s me pretending to clean gutters while actually just posing for a picture.  Did I mention that I am a member of the Red Cross society of Nigeria?  No?  Well I am.

I will post pictures of my induction on my next post. Well I have to go get ready for work now.

Do have a lovely day, and please don’t forget to drop a message for Yetunde.

A new month.

Good morning my country people o. It's another beautiful morning, and a beautiful month. We thank the lord for making us see this month, and I have a special reason to thank the lord, this is my month.

Yes I was born in October so I am happy to see this month,yay!

 I sincerely apologize for being away for a while, it's all the fault of my neighbors, their wireless expired and for some reason I can't even begin to fathom, they refused to renew it, so all this while I just kept hoping they would come to their senses and renew it, but no they did not. Which one am I using now? I saw someone's I Pad o, and I quickly borrowed it to blog with. I swear typing with this i Pad is so sweet eh,ah! it's as if I should just kuku permanently "borrow" it - OK,that's a joke o!          

For everyone born in this beautiful month, especially on the 18th - yes that's my birthday - I say a special welcome! So what do I want for my birthday? An i Pad please. Yes I say it with faith,and I believe I will get one, that way, I don't have to rely on my neighbors again.                                          

Have I said happy new month? No? I am sorry for rambling on and on like this jare. I wish us all a happy new month and a beautiful independence day. Have a lovely day.

My water is back!

I just got back from work and I am so tired, the weather is unbearably hot and my pot of beans is spoilt!  I had serious plan for that beans o, and to think I used all that fish to cook it.  I guess it’s due to the heat, abi wetin dey cause beans to spoil again?  Now I have to start thinking of what to eat, maybe I will just drink the garri like that jare. Work was a bit hectic today, they had economics exams, and as usual, it was like a market square, everybody doing whatever it is they felt like doing.

Ehe, before I forget, we have our water back now, so no more having to walk a couple of miles with water on my head, hurray!  I guess God touched my evil and vile landlady and she realized the wickedness of her ways and decided to go pay the bills. Nevertheless, I made sure I fetched water in every available container I have, even my pot sef, in case the water decides to disappear again.

 here is what it looks like, so at least for the next couple of days i wont bother about fetching water. let me rest a little jare before i have to go out again. please dont forget to vote o, all you have to do is;

Simply go to http://nigerianblogawards.com/register.php

- Fill your name and email into the text boxes provided

- Scroll down to options 14,17 and 28 and fill ‘www.chukwuonyinye.blogspot.com’ into text boxes provided.

- Click Submit

- Finally, a confirmation email will then be send to your box. You have to open this mail and click the provided link to confirm you are the one placing the vote.

please it ends tomorrow, i would really appreciate your votes. 

Thank you

Fetch Water

Hello my people o, it’s another beautiful day, I just got back from work and miraculously saw light in my house so I want to quickly blog sharp sharp before the light goes off and my internet connection is severed.  It’s raining cats and dogs, and I don’t think my neighbours will put on their generator set if the light  goes off –am sure you people understand what I am talking about nah.

This morning was not funny o, I woke up and realized I dint have a drop of water in my house, meaning I had to go fetch water.  The thing is, my landlady has refused to pay our water bills, so we were cut off.  Now the closest place to go and fetch water from my house is quite a distance, and you know those mallams that help in fetching water abi?  Well, they don’t operate in my area –which is really annoying and very heartless of them – like, do they not know that i might need water? so after a long and painful thinking-of-what-to-do-with myself session, I realized the only thing to it was to go fetch my water by myself, so off I went to fetch water and carry it through 2 flights of stairs all by myself.

Here’s what I looked like fetching water.  I look horrible right? i just remembered back in school,we used to pay certain women to fetch water and occasionally do our laundry, we called them FETCH WATER. I look like one of them in that picture. Well like my neighbor told me this morning;

 “Water no fit you to fetch at all”.

I actually believe him,you see, the thing is, I am meant to be rich in life, so it should not even fit me sef.  After I managed to fetch five of those all by myself, I gave up because my neck was threatening to give in if I dint stop immediately.

Anyway, i am off to bed. do have a lovely night rest.

Sad Me

Hey, hope you had a lovely night rest? I sure did myself. I wasn’t able to blog yesterday because my neighbours dint put on their generator. How does this affect my blogging abi? Well here is the thing; I make use of their wireless connection which comes on only when there is light, and knowing the eclectic power situation in our country, it usually means when their generator set in on. 

You might ask again why I am mooching off my neighbours, the thing is, I use a glo modem, and for some reason I am yet to understand, every time I recharge my modem, I only use it for a couple of days and then I am sent one annoying message telling me that my subscription has expired and I need to recharge again, can you just imagine the temerity of those people? As if my father is one baba olowo! So, I decided to let them be jare  and rely on my good and kind neigbours for internet access.

Anyway, I had a good yesterday. I wore my new dress to church and it fit me perfectly like I told you would.so here’s how I looked, beautiful  right? Everybody –well almost everybody- said how beautiful I looked in church. I went to visit a friend after church and I ate the best pepper-soup I had eaten in a very long time, then GOD answered one of prayer requests. In general, it was a lovely day for me. 

School resumed today, and I was not looking forward to it at all, but we have to pay bills, so I had to  go to work. woh, let me post this before my neigbours turn off their generator set.

I wish you all a lovely day.